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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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chefthisup:

5 minute Nutella Mug Cake.

Get the recipe here » http://bit.ly/1jXBcSR

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

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bitterassfandom:

GOD

ice cream stuffed donuts recipe and photos from buns in my oven and tablespoon! (she has a mailing list you can sign up for on her site that sends out recipes almost every day, y’all should check it out)

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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hereshestands:

yolobaggins:

cresbro:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

The Rita one omg

omg I cant get over the last one

Oh my gosh.. I want this to be my life

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lifeaccordingtojessiemarie:

Favorite Parks & Rec Characters: Jean Ralphio Saperstein

Gifs from andrewdwyer beepboopboopbeep breathy ilanawexler trentreznor

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Sometimes I surprise myself with how dissatisfied I am with seemingly satisfying experiences.
Ezra Koenig, Vampire Weekend (via supremedolphins)
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may something
comfort you—a mockingbird, a breeze, rain
on the roof, Chopin’s Nocturnes, a kiss,
or even me—in my chilly kitchen
with my coat on—thinking of you.
Ellen Bass, from Insomnia (via violentwavesofemotion)
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